I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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