we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
