i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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