Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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