brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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