Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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