i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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