Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
