I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Everyone says I win the strip club
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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