He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I believe in your delicious
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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