That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
