i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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