haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm too high and old for this...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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