So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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