I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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