just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
