Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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