She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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