That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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