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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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