Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
True but thats because hes a fetus.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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