It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
