Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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