Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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