don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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