the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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