i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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