woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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