do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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