break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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