I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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