Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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