This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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