I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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