On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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