Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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