I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Randomize
