Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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