i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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