My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Someone signed my nipple.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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