My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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