This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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