they need to just BURY HIM!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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