Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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