So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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