Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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