Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
We need to rekindle our bromance
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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