Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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