so explain again why im purple
no
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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