yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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