I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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