she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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