Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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