There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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