i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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